- Previously on Warehouse 13... 之前喺《倉庫13》...
- You've collected quite a few artifacts. 你收集咗唔少神器喎。
- Yeah, enough to even up the odds. 係，夠晒拉返平個形勢。
- An enemy with an arsenal 一個有武器庫嘅敵人
Of artifact weapons would not only be dangerous-- 用神器做武器唔單止危險——
- But they could be unstoppable. 仲可能會無人能擋。
- I want you to feel the pain, 我想你感受吓呢種痛，
Like I have. 好似我咁。
[beep, beep, beep] [boom] [嗶、嗶、嗶] [轟]
- It's an astrolabe... 係一個星盤...
That'll buy us back 24 hours. 可以幫我哋買返24個鐘。
- You can tell no one. 你唔可以同任何人講。
- Damn it, they're gone. - Too late. 頂，佢哋走咗。 - 太遲喇。
- You wanted to save him, so save him, damn it! 你想救佢就救佢啦，頂！
Breathe! - [gasps] 抖氣！ - [吸氣]
- That hat was itchy, huh? 頂帽好痕，係咪？
- It's a great picture, though. 不過張相影得幾好。
- Did you get all your stuff? - This is the last of it. 你拎晒啲嘢未？ - 呢啲係最後嘅。
- You know, I don't know what's creepier, 你知唔知，我唔知邊樣嘢更恐怖，
The fact that all my stuff was sent to the dead agents vault, 係我啲嘢俾人送去已故探員嘅倉庫，
Or that there is a dead agents vault. 定係竟然有個已故探員倉庫呢。
- Why don't we focus on the fact 不如我哋集中諗吓
That you're not in the dead agents vault? 你唔喺已故探員倉庫呢件事？
- Pollyanna. [buzz] 樂觀小姐。 [嗡嗡]
- So, mission briefing in Artie's office? 咁，喺Artie嘅辦公室開任務簡報？
- Yeah, Pete's all worked up about something. 係，Pete為咗啲嘢好緊張。
- Hot water. 熱水。
Okay, people, now that we're back to five at the b&b, 好，各位，既然我哋返到民宿有五個人，
We need to talk about the bathroom situation. 我哋要傾吓沖涼嘅問題。
- Pete? It's an old house. Pete？呢間係舊屋。
You can't take 30-minute showers. 你唔可以沖30分鐘涼㗎。
- Uh, uh, uh, Leena. 喂喂喂，Leena。
The 1/2 power shower is a sacred thing, okay? 強力花灑係神聖嘅嘢，明唔明？
Also, I used the rest of the peppermint body scrub. 同埋，我用晒啲薄荷身體磨砂膏。
- Oh, that was mine. - Well, you weren't using it. 嘩，嗰支係我㗎。 - 你又冇用。
- That's because I was dead. 因為我死咗呀。
- Oh, you're gonna play that card. 嘩，你仲要出呢張牌。
- Right now I'm wishing I was dead. 我而家寧願我死咗。
- This is the mission briefing? - No. 呢個就係任務簡報？ - 唔係。
No, it isn't. Leena, 唔係。Leena，
Uh, this is from the ovoid quarantine. 呢個係嚟自卵形隔離區嘅。
It doesn't like anyplace I put it, so can you-- 佢唔鍾意我放佢喺任何地方，你可唔可以——
- Well, of course it doesn't. Just look at it. 梗係唔鍾意啦。你睇吓佢個樣。
- Silly me. 我真係蠢。
All right, we got a ping this morning from 好，今朝收到一個信號嚟自
Devil's lake, north dakota. 北達科他州嘅惡魔湖。
- Ooh, same barren landscape as south dakota, but colder. 嘩，同南達科他州一樣荒蕪，但係仲凍啲。
- A cleaning lady showed up at the hospital. 有個清潔工去咗醫院。
She had all the symptoms of a spider bite, 佢有晒蜘蛛咬嘅症狀，
But there were no actual marks. 但係冇實際嘅咬痕。
The venom that was found inside her system turned out to be 喺佢體內發現嘅毒液原來係
From an incredibly rare south american spider called the-- 嚟自一種極罕見嘅南美蜘蛛，叫做——
- Theraphosa leblondi. Theraphosa leblondi。
- The ther-- The——
Please tell me that's not just a random lucky guess. 請話俾我聽你唔係亂撞估中。
- Are you gonna be psychic now too? 你而家仲要變埋通靈？
That's really gonna get annoying. 咁會好煩㗎。
- No, no, no. I've seen the artifact 唔係唔係。我見過做呢件事嘅神器。
That does this. It's a small wooden token. 係一個細木牌。
- Well, where did you see it? 你喺邊度見到？
- In the hangar. 喺機庫。
It belonged to walter sykes. 係Walter Sykes嘅。
- Steve, you spent a long time with Steve，你同Walter Sykes一齊好耐，
Walter sykes, and he had an arsenal of artifacts. 佢有一堆神器武器。
- And he was firing them at us. 佢仲用嚟射我哋。
- Where would he have kept them? - He stored them in these crates 佢會放喺邊？ - 佢將啲嘢收喺呢啲箱入面，
Labeled "a-to-z technologies," but by the time he moved them, 標住「A-to-Z科技」，但係當佢搬走佢哋嗰陣，
I was...Dead. 我已經...死咗。
- But when we raided the hangar, there was nothing there. 但係我哋搜查機庫嗰陣，乜都冇。
- They could have stored them at devil's lake. 佢哋可能收咗喺惡魔湖。
- Well, it is only a four-hour drive. 揸車都係四個鐘。
He could have had marcus take them there 佢可能叫Marcus拎去嗰度
Before he came to the b&b. 喺佢嚟民宿之前。
- Or tyler. - No, tyler was [kaack]. 或者Tyler。 - 唔係，Tyler已經[卡住]。
Well, actually he was [whaaah, kek, aaah] 其實佢係 [嘩呀，咯咯，呀呀]
- Pete! - Okay, I got Pete！ - 好，我拎到
The spider lady's route from the cleaning service. 蜘蛛女嘅清潔路線。
She was at these three residences 佢尋日去咗呢三間屋
In devil's lake yesterday. [beep] 喺惡魔湖。 [嗶]
- That one. The mazzanti residence. 呢間。Mazzanti住宅。
Artie, enrico mazzanti, he was the original illustrator Artie，Enrico Mazzanti，佢係原著插畫師
Of carlos collodi's-- 為Carlo Collodi嘅——
Both: pinocchio. - And sykes was obsessed 兩人：《木偶奇遇記》。 - 而Sykes好迷戀
With collodi's bracelet. Collodi嘅手鐲。
- Safe house. 安全屋。
You two go check it out. 你哋兩個去睇吓。
Be--be careful. 小——小心啲。
'cause if that house actually has an arsenal of artifacts, 因為如果間屋真係有神器武器庫，
It could be a powder keg. - Okay. 可能會好似火藥庫咁。 - 好。
[crash] - Ah! [撞擊] - 呀！
- Pete, you could have just picked the lock. Pete，你本來可以撬鎖㗎。
- Well, better safe than sorry, mykes. 小心駛得萬年船呀，Mykes。
Plus, I love doing that. 同埋，我好鍾意咁做。
- Pete. - Yup? Pete。 - 嗯？
- Check this out. 睇吓呢度。
- Yeah, I'm not really seeing the sykes family resemblance. 係，我睇唔到有Sykes家族嘅相似。
- These are just the pictures that come in the frames. 呢啲只係相架入面嘅相。
That's why the cleaning lady only came once a month. 所以清潔工一個月先嚟一次。
This place was just for appearances. 呢度只係用嚟做樣。
- Temporary digs for him to hide out after his mega-bomb 臨時竇口俾佢匿埋，等佢嘅超級炸彈
Blew us all to kingdom come, huh? 炸到我哋全部上西天，係咪？
- Let's just find the rest of sykes's toys, 我哋搵晒Sykes嘅玩具先，
And--and we can close the book on this loser for good. 然後就可以徹底收咗呢個廢柴嘅檔。
- Okay. - Okay. 好。 - 好。
[crack] [裂開]
- Ugh. [pftt, pftt] 唉。 [噗、噗]
Plastic. 膠嘅。
He really was evil. 佢真係好邪惡。
[hinges creak] [鉸鏈吱吱響]
Oh, great. 嘩，好嘢。
A creepy basement. 恐怖嘅地牢。
- Gotcha. 捉到你。
Theraphosa leblondi. Theraphosa leblondi。
- Myka! Myka！
- Pete, you found the artifacts? Pete，你搵到神器？
- Empty. 空嘅。
Somebody beat us to the prize. 有人捷足先登。
[upbeat music] [輕快音樂]
♪
- So, that's a bird cage, violin, golf clubs, 咁，呢個係雀籠、小提琴、高爾夫球棍，
And some junk from our basement. 同啲嚟自我哋地牢嘅垃圾。
Eh, they belonged to my grandma. 係我阿婆嘅。
They're antiques. Probably worth thousands. 係古董。可能值幾千蚊。
- [snickers] then why pawn them to me? [偷笑] 咁點解要當俾我？
- Oh, I thought this was one of those places 我以為呢度係啲
Where you sell things for money, 賣嘢換錢嘅地方，
But I guess I'm just in, like, the worst bakery ever. 但係我諗我係嚟錯咗，好似最差嘅麵包舖咁。
I'll take them someplace else. 我拎去第二度。
- Okay, okay. Don't get all ruffled. 好，好。唔好咁燥。
Let me check my price guides in the back. 等我入去睇吓我嘅價格指南。
[whoosh] [嗖]
[jingling] [叮噹]
[whoosh] [嗖]
- What the hell? 搞咩鬼？
- Give you 400 for the bunch. 成堆俾你400。
- Are you kidding me? 你玩我咩？
That's not enough. That's not nearly enough. 唔夠。遠遠唔夠。
- Kid, it's just a bunch of junk. 細路，呢啲只係一堆垃圾。
- [sighs] [嘆氣]
- Oh, for crying out loud. [sighs] 唉，真係頂唔順。 [嘆氣]
All right, 600. 好，600。
- 700. - 650. 700。 - 650。
- Fine. Jeez. 好。天呀。
- Now what about the pipe you got behind your back? 咁你後面嗰條管呢？
- This is mine. 呢個係我嘅。
- 640 then. 咁640。
- The artifacts are gone? All of them? 神器冇晒？全部？
- Maybe sykes had somebody grab them 可能Sykes叫人拎走咗
In case something happened to him, you know, 以防佢出事，你知啦，
Like a--a backup plan to his backup plan. 好似備用計劃嘅備用計劃。
- No, marcus and tyler were the only other two 唔係，Marcus同Tyler係我見過
I ever saw work with him. 同佢合作嘅另外兩個人。
- And they're both dead. 佢哋兩個都死咗。
- Well, whoever did it must have 咁，做呢件事嘅人一定係
Dropped the spider bite artifact on the way out. 走嗰陣跌咗蜘蛛咬神器。
[zap] [啪]
- Yeah, but why smash the crates? 係，但係點解要打爛啲箱？
Why not just take the whole thing? 點解唔成個拎走？
- Probably too obvious. 可能太顯眼。
- Pete. - Yeah? Pete。 - 嗯？
- Look at this. 睇吓呢度。
- Yeah, an alarm system. - So if there was a break-in, 係，防盜系統。 - 如果有人爆竊，
Why didn't the security company come? 點解保安公司冇嚟？
- Maybe the alarm didn't go off. - Or maybe whoever did it 可能警報冇響。 - 或者做呢件事嘅人
Knew the code. - The padlocks don't have codes, 知道密碼。 - 掛鎖冇密碼，
Which would explain why they had to force open 咁就解釋到點解佢哋要撬開
The door to the basement. 地牢嘅門。
- That alarm company's safeco security. 間保安公司叫Safeco Security。
Their office is in downtown devil's lake. 佢哋嘅辦公室喺惡魔湖市中心。
I'm sending you the address right now. 我而家send個地址俾你。
- What are you doing talking to us? 你做咩同我哋講嘢？
You got the address, go. 你有地址，去啦。
- Hello. 你好。
- Well, hello. 你好。
- Shouldn't you be eating doughnuts? 你唔係應該食緊冬甩咩？
- Dr. Oz says tomatoes are a superfood. Oz醫生話番茄係超級食物。
- We're here to ask you a few questions. 我哋嚟問你幾個問題。
- Excellent. You want to grab a drink or something? 好。你想去飲杯嘢定點？
- About the break-in at the mazzanti residence. 關於Mazzanti住宅嘅爆竊案。
- I can't give out that kind of information. 呢啲資料我唔可以透露。
- United states secret service. - [coughs] 美國特勤局。 - [咳]
Ah, let me just get my... 等我搵吓我嘅...
Supervisor. So if you just wait right here-- 主管。所以你喺度等一陣——
- Think he's hiding something? 你覺得佢隱瞞緊啲嘢？
- Either that or the burrito's on its way out. 唔係就係佢個墨西哥卷就嚟出嚟。
Owoo! We've got the place surrounded! [kssh] 嗚！我哋包圍咗成個地方！[嘶嘶]
- Oh, please don't arrest me, please, please! 唔好拉我，求吓你，求吓你！
- All right, who stole the boxes, huh? 好，邊個偷咗啲箱，吓？
Did sykes hire you? - What? Who? 係Sykes請你？ - 咩話？邊個？
- Walter sykes, the owner of the house that you broke into. Walter Sykes，你爆竊嗰間屋嘅主人。
- No, no, the whole thing was jesse's idea. 唔係唔係，成件事係Jesse嘅主意。
- Jesse? Who's jesse? Jesse？邊個Jesse？
- Jesse ashton. I went to high school with him. Jesse Ashton。我同佢一齊讀中學。
We were drinking last week at p.J. Whelihan's. 我哋上個禮拜喺P.J. Whelihan's飲酒。
Jesse said that he needed money, so I gave him the codes. Jesse話佢需要錢，所以我俾咗密碼佢。
Oh, god, I need a lawyer, don't I? 天呀，我需要律師，係咪？
Do you know a lawyer? 你識唔識律師？
- Wait, so you have nothing to do with walter sykes? 等陣，所以你同Walter Sykes冇關係？
- No. Who? I-I can't go to prison. 冇。邊個？我唔可以坐監。
- All right, so jesse takes everything that's there, 好，咁Jesse拎晒所有嘢走，
Then what? - He says he knows a place 跟住點？ - 佢話佢知道有個地方
Where he can sell it, and that we'd split the money. 可以賣到呢啲嘢，然後我哋分錢。
- You know, the history channel's got to stop - 你知啦，歷史頻道真係要停一停
Glamorizing the pawn industry. 美化啲當舖行業。
- Makes it easy. We bag the artifacts, - 好簡單咋。我哋收好啲文物，
We're back in time for dinner. 返到嚟仲趕得切食飯。
- Uh-oh. - What? - 哎呀。 - 做咩？
- Bad vibe. - 唔對路。
[boom] [爆炸聲]
[glass tinkles] [玻璃碎裂聲]
I think we're gonna be late for dinner. 我諗我哋趕唔切食飯喇。
- Hey. - 喂。
- Wow. - 嘩。
- Yeah, blew out the whole window. - 係呀，成個窗都爆晒。
- No, I mean this pawn shop doesn't look anything like - 唔係，我係話呢間當舖同電視節目嗰間
The one on that tv show. 完全唔似樣。
- See, that's what I've been saying. - 睇，我成日都咁講㗎。
Oh, hey, Leena. 哦，喂，Leena。
Look at you, out in the field. - No, no, no, this is all wrong. 睇吓你，出到嚟做實地工作。 - 唔得唔得唔得，呢啲全部擺錯位。
- Yeah. - Okay, these headphones - 係呀。 - 好，呢對耳機
Cannot be next to this mask like this, 唔可以咁樣放喺呢個面具隔籬，
And this iron should never lay flat. 而呢個鐵器絕對唔可以平放。
- Yeah, see, with all these artifacts in play, - 係呀，你睇，咁多文物喺度，
I wanted Leena here to... Do whatever it is Leena does. 我想Leena喺度...做返Leena做開嘅嘢。
- Eh, no, no, no, the more, the merrier. - 唉，唔得唔得唔得，人多好辦事。
We're gonna need extra hands on this one. 呢次我哋需要多啲人手。
- So what happened? - 咁發生咩事？
- Ah, well, the owner gave this a jingle-- - 唉，個物主搖咗吓呢個鈴——
- Ah-nuh-uhh! - 啊-唔-啊！
- That made the fireball. - 就搞出咗個火球。
- This is mrs. O'leary's cowbell. [mutters] - 呢個係O'Leary太太嘅牛鈴。[低聲]
- I thought the cow kicking over a lantern, - 我以為隻牛踢翻燈籠嗰件事，
That was just a made up story. 只係作故仔咋。
- No, the lantern's a made up story. - 唔係，燈籠先係作故仔。
It's the bell that caused the great chicago fire. 係呢個鈴引發咗芝加哥大火。
In fact, it was this bell that was in the doorway 事實上，係呢個鈴放喺一間麵包舖
Of a bakery shop 門口
That caused the great fire of london in 1666. 引發咗1666年倫敦大火。
- Well, the owner is singed, but he'll live. - 個物主燒親吓，但係冇生命危險。
- Eh, sykes had more artifacts than these. - 唉，Sykes嘅文物唔止呢啲㗎。
Where are the rest of them? 其他嗰啲去咗邊？
- Well, you can thank rising consumer confidence for that. - 你可以多謝消費者信心上升囉。
The owner already sold six of them. 個物主已經賣咗六件出去。
- There's six artifacts out there loose in one city? - 有六件文物散落喺一個城市度？
This is a disaster. 呢次大鑊。
- Fortunately, everybody pays by credit card these days. - 好彩，而家個個都用信用卡俾錢。
- So in a few minutes, we'll have names and addresses. - 所以一陣間我哋就會有晒名同地址。
What could be easier? 仲有咩咁易？
- Eesh, no, don't say "easy." - 唉，唔好，唔好話「易」。
We'll miss dinner completely. 我哋實趕唔切食飯。
- We do have one more problem. - 我哋仲有一個問題。
The owner said that the guy who sold him the artifacts, 個物主話賣文物俾佢嗰個人，
Jesse ashton, actually kept one for himself. Jesse Ashton，其實自己留咗一件。
- An old smoking pipe. - 一個舊煙斗。
- It could be sir walter raleigh's. - 可能係Sir Walter Raleigh嘅。
It allows you to travel through small bod-- 可以俾你穿過細小嘅身——
- No, no, no, I snagged that in the '80s. - 唔得唔得唔得，我八十年代已經收咗嗰個。
Although...Admiral byrd's pipe is still missing. 不過...Admiral Byrd嘅煙斗仲未搵到。
- Look, for all we know it could be cheech and chong's, - 睇，可能係Cheech同Chong嘅，
But since he kept it, it looks like our hoodrat house burglar 但既然佢留起咗，似乎我哋嗰個飛仔入屋賊
Thinks he might have an artifact. 覺得自己執到件文物。
- Okay, you two go after him, and-- - 好，你兩個去追佢，同——
Uh, Claudia, you and steve take half this list 呃，Claudia，你同Steve攞一半名單
And get the sunglasses, bird cage, and waffle iron. 去攞太陽眼鏡、雀籠同窩夫機。
Leena and I will take the other half Leena同我攞另一半
And get the golf clubs and violin. 去攞高爾夫球棍同小提琴。
Pete, you and Myka get that pipe. Pete，你同Myka去攞個煙斗。
And let's do it fast, 要快手，
Otherwise this town is gonna have a very bad day. 如果唔係呢個鎮就會好大件事。
But, wait! 但係，等陣！
We gotta do something about these artifacts. 我哋要處理吓呢啲文物先得。
- Well, maybe he just took the pipe - 可能佢只係攞咗個煙斗
Because he wanted to look cool. - Smoking a pipe isn't cool. 因為想扮型咋。 - 食煙斗唔型㗎。
- What? Hey, dan akroyd smokes a pipe. - 咩？喂，Dan Akroyd都食煙斗㗎。
- [laughs] oh, well, that changes everything then. - [笑] 哦，咁就唔同講法喇。
You know, I hope that jesse's as dopey as his accomplice. 你知唔知，我希望Jesse同佢個同黨一樣咁蠢。
[doorbell buzzing] - Careful, mykes, mykes. [門鈴響] - 小心啲，Mykes，Mykes。
We still don't know what the pipe does. 我哋仲未知個煙斗有咩功能。
[buzz] [嗡嗡聲]
- You go. - 你去。
[wind howling] [風聲呼嘯]
- Well, - 嗯，
I'm guessing one thing it does is remove ceilings. 我估其中一個功能係拆天花板。
- So, first mission for Donovan and Jinks since the big sleep. - 咁，Donovan同Jinks喺大覺瞓之後嘅第一個任務。
You excited? - Yeah, sure. 你興奮嗎？ - 係呀，梗係。
- I can tell. You're practically bursting. - 我睇得出。你簡直興奮到爆。
- No, it's just the last time we went artifact hunting, - 唔係，只係上次我哋去搵文物嗰陣，
I wasn't being kept alive by one. 我唔係靠一件文物先保住條命。
Not that I'm not incredibly grateful 唔係話我唔多謝
For the whole not being dead thing, but... 冇死到呢件事，但係...
We still don't know the risks of the metronome. 我哋仲未知個節拍器有咩風險。
- Oh, don't be such a debbie downside. - 哦，唔好咁悲觀啦。
Look, we've got our youth. And a list. 睇，我哋有青春。仲有一張清單。
You know what? I call scavenger hunt. 你知唔知？我話玩尋寶遊戲。
I bet I can snag more artifacts 我賭我可以搵到更多文物
On this list than you can, debbie. 喺呢張清單上，Debbie。
- If I say no, you're gonna make me play anyways, aren't you? - 如果我話唔玩，你都係會逼我玩㗎，係咪？
- The challenger has accepted. - Right. - 挑戰者已經接受。 - 好。
- Hi, there. Are you here for our summer-sational sale? - 你好。你係咪嚟參加我哋嘅夏日大減價？
- Ooh, sale. There's a sale. - 哦，減價。有減價。
- Thongs give me a rash. - 丁字褲會令我出疹。
- We're looking for a jordan tivoli? - 我哋搵Jordan Tivoli？
He might be sporting a new pair of sunglasses. 佢可能戴咗新太陽眼鏡。
- Jordan normally works in the stock room. - Jordan通常喺貨倉做嘢。
Kind of a weird guy, but I haven't seen him for hours. 佢有啲古怪，但我幾個鐘冇見過佢。
Why? - Have you noticed anything 做咩？ - 你有冇留意到
Strange around here recently, perhaps the smell of fudge? 最近呢度有冇古怪嘢，例如聞到朱古力味？
- That's the fudge factory next door--yum. - 隔籬係朱古力廠——好味。
But now that you mention it, things have been falling off 但係你咁講，今日啲嘢成日
Shelves a lot today, 從架上跌落地，
And earlier I thought I heard someone sneeze, 同埋之前我好似聽到有人打乞嗤，
But I was all alone here. 但係我得一個人喺度。
Could have been a panic attack, though. 不過可能係驚恐發作。
I get those a lot. 我成日都係咁。
[beep, beep, beep] - Excuse us. [嗶嗶聲] - 唔好意思。
- Uh, what was that? - I entered those sunglasses' - 呃，咩嚟㗎？ - 我將嗰副太陽眼鏡嘅
Info into the u.A.D. - The u.A.D.? 資料輸入咗U.A.D.。 - U.A.D.？
- Unsnagged artifact database. - 未收文物資料庫。
So it says here the sunglasses might have belonged 呢度話副太陽眼鏡可能屬於
To a john a. Macready. John A. Macready。
Oh, he was the pilot who first developed ray-bans. 哦，佢係第一個研發雷朋眼鏡嘅機師。
I guess his first pair worked so well 我估佢第一副眼鏡太好用
At reflecting light, they made the wearer 反射光線，令到戴住嘅人
Invisible to the human eye. 肉眼睇唔到。
- So you think an invisible jordan is just - 所以你覺得一個隱形嘅Jordan就係
Hanging around the store. Why would he do that? 喺舖頭周圍行。佢做咩要咁做？
- [screams] - [尖叫]
[screams] [尖叫]
- And now I see why. - 而家我明點解。
- There's a ghost in there! - 入面有鬼呀！
- Who ya gonna call? [crackling] - 你打算打俾邊個？ [噼啪聲]
- Okay, so the next door neighbor - 好，隔籬鄰居
Said she heard a loud crash about an hour ago 話大約一個鐘前聽到好大聲撞擊聲
But thought it was the meth lab downstairs. 但以為係樓下嘅冰毒工場。
Nice neighborhood. 呢個社區真係正。
- Pete, just check out these burns. - Pete，睇吓呢啲燒傷痕跡。
I mean, they kind of look like lightning strikes. 我話，佢哋有啲似雷擊。
- So something that controls lightning. - 所以係控制雷電嘅嘢。
Did thor smoke a pipe? Thor有冇食煙斗？
- So where would a small-time thief go if he suddenly - 咁一個小賊如果突然
Stumbled upon a powerful artifact? 執到一件強大嘅文物，會去邊？
- For starters, I'd use it to get an apartment with a roof. - 首先，我會用嚟租間有屋頂嘅公寓。
- Oh--laptop. - Ah! - 哦——手提電腦。 - 啊！
- I am gonna check the browser history. - 我嚟睇吓瀏覽紀錄。
- Look at you going all Claudia. - Uh-huh. - 睇吓你學到Claudia咁。 - 嗯哼。
He was online an hour ago. 佢一個鐘前上過網。
- Ooh. - 哦。
Hey, mykes. 喂，Mykes。
human anatomy. 人體解剖學。
I hope it has pictures. 我希望有圖。
And, it does. 同埋，真係有。
- Pete? - Yeah. - Pete？ - 係。
- I think we know where he's going next. - 我諗我哋知佢跟住會去邊。
[piano playing chopsticks] [鋼琴彈奏《筷子歌》]
♪
- I don't hear any violins. - 我聽唔到小提琴聲。
- No, but according to the girl's mother, - 唔係，但係個女仔嘅阿媽話，
Her lesson only started ten minutes ago, 佢嘅課堂十分鐘前先開始，
So maybe we've got time to-- [violin music] 所以我哋可能仲有時間—— [小提琴音樂]
Or not. 或者冇。
- Much better, tia. - 好好多，Tia。
Keep the fingers curved. 手指要保持彎曲。
And, again. 再嚟一次。
[violin music] [crackling] [小提琴音樂] [噼啪聲]
- Stop playing! [buzz, crackling] - 停手！ [嗡嗡聲，噼啪聲]
[pow] Stop it! [嘭] 停呀！
- Hey, she's just a beginner. - It's okay. - 喂，佢只係初學者。 - 冇事嘅。
It's okay, we're with the department of-- 冇事嘅，我哋係嚟自——
- Of contagion. - 傳染病部門。
Contagion. 傳染病。
Uh, this violin, was it bought at a pawn shop downtown? 呃，呢個小提琴，係咪喺市區嘅當舖買嘅？
- My mom bought it this morning. - 我阿媽今朝買嘅。
- This--this isn't the avian flu, is it? - 呢——呢個唔係禽流感，係咪？
Or sars? 定係沙士？
Get--get it out of here! 拎——拎走佢！
- It's okay, your mom sent us. - Yeah. - 冇事嘅，你阿媽叫我哋嚟嘅。 - 係呀。
- Aren't you gonna quarantine her? - 你唔係要隔離佢咩？
- Uh--er--um, wash your hands. - 呃——吓——嗯，洗手啦。
Okay, oh--napoleon. 好，哦——拿破崙。
It figures. - What? 意料之內。 - 咩？
- I'm fairly certain this is the violin napoleon played in exile. - 我好肯定呢個係拿破崙流放時拉嘅小提琴。
If that girl would have hit a g-sharp, 如果個女仔彈咗G-sharp，
This town would have erupted in a wave of violence 呢個鎮就會爆發一波暴力事件，
That would have made 13 vendemiaire 令到13 Vendémiaire
Seem like a street fair. 睇落似街頭嘉年華。
All right, one down. What's next? 好，搞掂一件。下一件係咩？
- Uh, devil's lake golf and country club. - 呃，魔鬼湖高爾夫鄉村俱樂部。
- A jew and a black woman go to a fancy country club. - 一個猶太人同一個黑人女人去高級鄉村俱樂部。
All we need is a priest and a horse, 只差一個神父同一隻馬，
And we can do the whole joke. 就可以講晒成個笑話。
- Hey, mykes, he says there's a guy out front who saw it. - 喂，Mykes，佢話出面有個男人見到。
- Pete, it's snowing. - Pete，落雪喎。
Why is it snowing in the summer? 點解夏天會落雪？
- It must be a residual effect of the pipe. - 一定係煙斗嘅殘餘效果。
Kid could make a killing in palm springs. 個細路喺棕櫚泉可以發達。
- Yeah. Oh. - 係呀。哦。
Excuse me, sir? Could you-- 唔好意思，先生？你可唔可以——
Could you tell us what happened? 你可唔可以話俾我哋知發生咩事？
- Some kind of rogue tornado. - 好似係龍捲風。
One minute it's all clear, and the next--it's snowing. 一分鐘前仲好地地，跟住——就落雪。
It came out of nowhere. Thank god nobody was killed. 突然殺出嚟，好彩冇人死咋。
It's snowing. 落雪喎。
- It is. Thank you for--for that. - 係呀。多謝你...多謝你咁講。
Pete, um, here. Pete，呃，呢度。
Check out this atm. I mean, that was-- 睇下呢部提款機。我意思係，嗰吓真係...
That was jesse's target. 嗰個係Jesse嘅目標。
- All right, so-- - 好，咁即係...
He can make lightning and tornadoes and snow. 佢可以整閃電、龍捲風同落雪。
For a few thousand bucks, he almost killed a couple folks. 為咗幾千蚊，差啲害死幾個人。
- Okay, what happened in his apartment, - 好，佢間房發生嘅事，
That was an accident. This? 係意外。呢次呢？
- He's learning how to control it. - 佢學緊點樣控制佢。
A bad guy with this kind of power? 一個壞人擁有呢種力量？
Talk about stormy weather. 真係話風雲變色。
[rock music] [搖滾音樂]
♪
- It's not enough. It's not near enough. - 唔夠，遠遠唔夠。
♪
[wind howling] [風聲呼嘯]
[electric sizzle] [電流滋滋聲]
- Time to do some serious damage. - 係時候搞啲大破壞。
- Oh, lord, what's jesse done now? - 天啊，Jesse又搞咩出嚟？
- Mrs. Ashton, when was the last time you saw your son? - Ashton太太，你最後一次見你個仔係幾時？
- It's been weeks. What's happened? - 幾個星期前。發生咩事？
Well, then again, with the secret service after him, 不過話時話，有特工追佢，
Maybe I don't want to know. 可能我都唔想知。
- Well, he got his hands on something pretty dangerous, - 佢攞到啲好危險嘅嘢，
So, anything you could tell us would help. 所以你話到俾我哋知嘅任何嘢都會有幫助。
- Well, poor boy's always had a terrible temper. - 唉，個可憐仔由細到大脾氣都好差。
It's brought him and us no end of trouble, 搞到佢同我哋成日有麻煩，
Even ever since he was little. 由佢細個嗰陣已經係咁。
He never finished school, couldn't hold down a job. 佢冇讀完書，做唔住份工。
Always blaming others for his own misfortunes. 成日將自己嘅唔好彩怪責喺人哋身上。
I suppose there's just 我諗呢個世界真係有啲嘢
Some things in this world you can't control. 係控制唔到嘅。
- [clears throat] mrs. Ashton, I'm so sorry. - [清喉嚨] Ashton太太，唔好意思。
Could I trouble you for, um, a glass of water? 可唔可以麻煩你，呃，俾杯水我？
- Let me fix you a cup of tea. - Thank you. - 等我沖杯茶俾你。 - 唔該晒。
- Wow, did you just use - 嘩，你啱啱係咪用咗
The old "can I get a glass of water" move? 嗰招「可唔可以俾杯水我」？
- Well, Pete, sometimes the classics work. - Pete，有時經典招數係有用㗎。
How many banks did we pass driving through town? 我哋揸車經過鎮上見到幾多間銀行？
- Eh, I wasn't counting. - 呃，我冇數。
I saw three dairy queens, though. 不過我見到三間Dairy Queen。
- Look at these bills. - 睇下呢啲賬單。
Pete, country sky was foreclosing on the ashton house. Pete，Country Sky要收返Ashton間屋。
Jesse could have hit any bank in town, Jesse可以打劫鎮上任何一間銀行，
But he chose country sky. 但佢揀咗Country Sky。
- Yeah, the one his family owes money to. - 係，就係佢屋企欠錢嗰間。
I mean, it makes sense. 我意思係，咁講得通。
The kid's running a one-man occupy devil's lake. 個細路係一個人搞緊佔領Devil's Lake。
- But that's the only branch in town, so-- - 但鎮上得呢間分行，所以...
Where does he go next? 佢下一步會去邊？
- Mykes, he--he's making storms, right? - Mykes，佢...佢整緊風暴，係咪？
So maybe we don't need to predict his next target. 所以我哋可能唔需要估佢下個目標。
Maybe we just need to predict the weather. 可能我哋只需要預測天氣。
- Oh, are you leaving? - 哦，你哋要走啦？
- Yes, we have to go. - 係，我哋要走喇。
- Well, if you find jesse-- - 如果你哋搵到Jesse...
Please don't hurt him. He's still my son. 請唔好傷害佢。佢始終係我個仔。
- Thank you. - Bye. - 唔該晒。 - 拜拜。
- Bye. - 拜拜。
- No sign of the hollow man yet. - 仲未見到空心人。
- Well, just keep your eyes open. - 咁你睜大對眼睇清楚。
- [sighs] you do know he's invisible, right? - [嘆氣] 你知佢係隱形㗎，係咪？
- Well, then keep your ears open. - 咁就豎起對耳聽清楚。
- You know, you're really not supposed to be watching - 你知唔知你唔應該睇
The dressing room monitors. 更衣室嘅監控㗎。
I mean, it's corporate policy. 我意思係，公司政策係咁講。
- Oh, it's okay. I'm a federal agent. - 哦，冇問題。我係聯邦探員。
Also, I'm gay. 同埋，我係同性戀。
- Oh, my god. Do you watch revenge? - 天啊。你有冇睇《復仇》？
- No... - Steve. - 冇... - Steve。
Steve, I heard something. Steve，我聽到有聲。
- Claudia, he's right behind you. - Claudia，佢喺你後面。
- Wha--you can see him? - 咩...你見到佢？
- Yeah, you're looking right at him. - 係，你正正望住佢。
- Where, exactly? - 確實喺邊？
- He shows up on camera. - Wha--hey. - 佢喺鏡頭出現。 - 咩...喂。
[thud] - Whoa. [砰] - 嘩。
- Check this out. - 睇下呢度。
- Invisible to the naked eye, but not the digital one. - 肉眼睇唔到，但數碼鏡頭睇到。
Huh. 哦。
All right. 好。
Let's see. 等我睇下。
Uh-huh. 嗯哼。
Aha. 啊哈。
- I'm definitely having a panic attack. - 我肯定係驚恐發作緊。
- Cool shades. - 型仔太陽眼鏡。
- What's going on? - 發生咩事？
I can't see anything. 我乜都睇唔到。
[zap] [滋滋聲]
Just a side effect of your peek-a-boo shades. 只係你副捉迷藏眼鏡嘅副作用。
You'll be blind for twice as long as you were wearing them. 你會盲嘅時間係戴住佢嘅兩倍。
- But I had them on for hours. - 但我戴咗幾個鐘頭㗎。
I didn't hurt anyone. I was just-- 我冇傷害任何人。我只係...
- Window shopping, we know. - 睇櫥窗，我哋知。
Your eyesight will come back, 你嘅視力會恢復，
But I'd say you lost your job for good. 但我會話你份工就冇得留低。
You okay? 你冇事呀嘛？
- Hmm? Oh, yeah. - 嗯？哦，冇事。
Must just be sore from too much pop physique yesterday. 可能係尋日Pop Physique做太多，肌肉酸痛。
Come on, we've got more artifact shopping to do. 嚟啦，我哋仲要搵更多文物。
First point to you, poopypants. 你贏第一分，屎褲褲。
- You know, I prefer jinksie. - 其實我鍾意人叫我Jinksie。
- Thank you. - 多謝。
- Yeah, okay, so hank conway... - 好，咁Hank Conway...
Checked in for his tee time, but nobody's seen him since. 登記咗打高爾夫球，但之後冇人見過佢。
- Artie, look. Artie! - Artie，睇下。Artie！
- Golfers don't usually leave those lying around. - 高爾夫球手通常唔會亂咁掉低啲嘢。
B.J.
Bobby jones. Oh, my god. Bobby Jones。天啊。
These are the clubs bobby jones used in the 1921 british open. 呢啲係Bobby Jones喺1921年英國公開賽用過嘅球桿。
His temper got the better of him, he stormed off the course, 佢脾氣失控，憤然離場，
But not before throwing these clubs all over the green. 仲將呢啲球桿掉晒成個果嶺。
- Oh, well, we better - 哦，咁我哋最好
Keep them away from john mcenroe's tennis racket. 將佢哋同John McEnroe嘅網球拍分開放。
- [chuckles] yeah, but why are they just lying here? - [笑] 係，但點解就咁掉喺度？
Sand wedge-- 沙坑桿...
Eh, uh, the 9-iron's missing. 呃，9號鐵唔見咗。
I think conway's probably got it. 我諗Conway可能攞咗。
- I don't think so. - 我唔係咁諗。
According to the photo we got off the internet-- 根據我哋上網搵到嘅相...
- Uh-huh. - 嗯哼。
You must be mr. Conway. 你一定係Conway先生。
Bit of a headache. 有啲頭痛。
- Okay, so we are up and running. - 好，我哋準備好晒。
So if the pipe creates storms, it also creates a, uh, 如果支管會製造風暴，佢都會製造，呃，
A low-pressure front, right? - Exactly. 低壓區，係咪？ - 啱晒。
And if jesse's raising the roof, we'll be able to track him 如果Jesse搞風搞雨，我哋就可以
On weather radar. 喺天氣雷達追蹤佢。
- That's really smart, Pete. - Ha ha! - 好聰明喎，Pete。 - 哈哈！
Man, I feel just like helen hunt in twister. 嘩，我覺得自己好似《龍捲風》嘅Helen Hunt。
Bill paxton. Bill Paxton。
I mean I feel like bill paxton. 我意思係我覺得自己似Bill Paxton。
- Hey, helen? - Ugh. - 喂，Helen？ - 唉。
- You wanna take a look at that? - 你要唔要睇下嗰邊？
- Oh, look at that. Looks like we got - 哦，睇下。似乎有個
A jesse front moving in from the northeast. Jesse風暴由東北方向移緊過嚟。
- Right, it's--it's, uh, centering on the corner - 係，佢...佢，呃，集中喺
Of glenwood and eagle crest road. Glenwood同Eagle Crest路嘅交界。
- Okay. Watch this. - What are you doing? - 好。睇住。 - 你做咩？
Voice: After the beep, please say a command. 語音：請在嗶聲後說出指令。
- Uh, destination glenwood and eagle crest. - 呃，目的地Glenwood同Eagle Crest。
Voice: Glenwood and eagle crest. 語音：Glenwood同Eagle Crest。
- See? - Oh. - 睇到未？ - 哦。
- Thank you, clarice. - 多謝你，Clarice。
Now, could you whip me up some chocolate chip cookies? 而家可唔可以幫我整啲朱古力曲奇？
[laughs] [笑]
Voice: You have arrived at your destination. 語音：你已到達目的地。
- Help! Help, he's crazy! - 救命！救命，佢癲咗！
- Let me guess. - 等我估下。
A rogue tornado came out of nowhere. 突然有股龍捲風出現。
- Yeah. Threw the truck around - 係。吹到架貨車周圍轉
And knocked me out. 仲打暈咗我。
Next thing I know, some stupid kid is handcuffing me 跟住我就俾個傻仔用手銬鎖咗
To this railing. - Where is he? 喺呢條欄杆度。 - 佢喺邊？
- In there. - 喺入面。
He's wasting his time. 佢浪費時間咋。
It's an armored truck with a time lock. 呢架係有時間鎖嘅裝甲車。
He'll never break in. 佢永遠都爆唔開。
[boom, crash] [轟隆，碰撞聲]
- Yeah, keep telling yourself that. - 係，繼續咁同自己講啦。
- Just--you just-- just stay here. - 你...你留喺度。
- Oh, okay. - 哦，好。
[whoosh, thunder, crackle] - Whoa. [呼嘯，雷聲，噼啪聲] - 嘩。
[buzz, crackle, buzz] [嗡嗡，噼啪，嗡嗡]
- Jesse ashton? - Jesse Ashton？
Let us see your hands. 舉起你對手。
- Okay, look, kid. - 好，聽我講，細路。
You don't know what you're holding there. 你唔知你揸住啲咩。
- Really? I think it's a magic pipe - 係咩？我諗係支魔法管
That lets me control the weather. 可以俾我控制天氣。
- Okay, maybe you do. - 好，可能你真係知。
- Hand it over. - 交過嚟。
Jesse, listen, you don't understand. Jesse，聽我講，你唔明㗎。
- No, you don't understand. - 唔，係你唔明。
I'm running out of time. I need this. 我冇時間喇。我需要呢樣嘢。
- Somebody could get hurt, kid. - 可能會有人受傷㗎，細路。
- I know. It might even be you. - 我知。可能係你都唔定。
Heads up. [whistling] 小心。 [呼嘯聲]
- Hey, is that a-- - 喂，係咪...
That looks like a-- 好似係...
Look out, mykes! 小心，Mykes！
[crash, boom] [碰撞，轟隆]
- [coughs] - [咳]
- Ow. - 哎。
- [groans] oh... - [呻吟] 哦...
Did he just drop a truck on us? 佢啱啱係咪掉咗架貨車落嚟？
- Yeah. - 係。
And he'd better be gone! 佢最好走咗佬！
- Yeah, you'd better be gone! - 係，你最好走咗佬！
Yeah, he's gone. 係，佢走咗喇。
- So--so, what, he-- - 咁...咁即係，佢...
He drops the armored truck, he--he-- 佢掉低架裝甲車，佢...佢...
Cracks it open, and-- 爆開佢，然後...
Oh, yeah. Takes all the money inside. 哦，係。攞晒入面啲錢。
- Yup. It's the piggy bank principle, - 係。就係豬仔錢罌原理，
But on a bigger scale. 但規模大啲。
- Okay. There's something else going on with him, though. - 好。不過佢仲有啲嘢唔妥。
Did you see the bandage on his arm? 你有冇見到佢手臂上嘅繃帶？
I mean, it's kind of like the ones they use 我意思係，好似抽血嗰陣用嗰啲繃帶咁
When you get your blood drawn. 抽完血包住嗰啲
- Right, right. And, uh, but he had that, uh-- - 係囉係囉。但佢仲有嗰本——
The medical book at his house. 佢屋企嗰本醫學書
- Right, the book on anatomy. - 係，解剖學嗰本
- Blood test. - Money. - 驗血 - 錢
- He said that he was running out of time. - 佢話自己時間無多
- Pete, what if jesse's sick? - Pete，如果Jesse病咗呢？
- I don't understand. - 我唔明
My wife's been begging me to take her golfing. 我老婆成日叫我帶佢去打高爾夫球
- Yeah, okay, wh--these clubs. - 係囉，呢啲球桿
You bought these at the pawn shop downtown? 你喺市區當舖買㗎？
- I wasn't gonna get her a new set of callaways. - 我唔會買套全新嘅Callaway俾佢
I want her to hate it. 我想佢憎咗呢樣嘢
Golf is my hobby. 高爾夫球係我嘅興趣
It's my time to hang out with the guys. 係我同班兄弟聚吓嘅時間
- And somebody's supposed to stay home - 咁就應該有人留喺屋企
And do the cooking and the cleaning? 煮飯打掃？
- No, she's a terrible cook. - 唔係，佢煮嘢好難食
- I wonder why she hit you? - 我諗佢點解會打你？
- Okay, so where is the 9-iron? - 好，咁支9號鐵去咗邊？
- Wha--after she whacked me with it? - 佢用嚟扑完我之後？
- Yeah. - No idea. - 係 - 唔知
- Okay, as long as she's got that 9-iron, - 好，只要佢仲拎住支9號鐵
The slightest annoyance is gonna magnify into a furious rage. 少少唔順眼都會激到佢暴怒
My guess is she's taken a divot 我估佢已經喺你班friend度
Out of one of your hang-out buddies. 挖咗個窿出嚟
Where would they be right now? 佢哋而家會喺邊？
- Oh, hey, janet. - 喂，Janet
Where's hank? We're gonna miss our tee time. Hank呢？我哋就嚟遲到開波時間
[thwack] Oh! [扑擊聲] 哎呀！
- Janet, what the hell? - Janet，你做咩嘢？
- Every single weekend with you idiots, 每個週末都同你班傻佬一齊
And the christmas lights are still up! 聖誕燈飾仲掛住未拆！
[birds chirping] [雀仔叫聲]
- [whispering] what do you need? - [細聲] 你需要啲咩？
- Hey, claud, look. Myka needs the-- - 喂，Claud，睇吓，Myka要——
- Psst! Quietly. - 噓！細聲啲
- [whispering] Myka needs the 32-bit decryption code thingy - [細聲] Myka要嗰個32位元解密碼
To access the hospital records. - Yeah, got it. 去查醫院記錄 - 好，收到
Emailing now. 而家電郵俾你
- Why are we whispering? - 點解我哋要細聲講嘢？
- 'cause of the killer birds. - 因為有殺人雀
[squawk, squeak, squawk] [雀仔叫聲]
- Right... - 明白……
See ya. 拜拜
- So sorry. Won't take a sec. - 唔好意思，好快搞掂
[birds calling, squawking] - Yeah, no rush. [雀仔叫聲] - 係，唔急
At least now we know what the birdcage does. 至少我哋而家知個雀籠有咩用
- Okay. - 好
The prius is backed up to the door. Prius泊咗喺門口
On my count, you toss me the cage, 我數到三，你掉個籠俾我
We sprint for the neutralizer tank in the trunk. 我哋衝去車尾箱嘅中和缸
Easy peasy. 話咁易
- What about woodstock and tweety - 咁Woodstock同Tweety
And all their friends? 同佢哋成班friend呢？
He's got his eyes on my eyes. 佢對眼一直睥住我
[squawking] [雀仔叫聲]
- Yeah. Did you not hear me say "sprint"? - 係。你冇聽到我話「衝」咩？
Okay, one--two-- 好，一——二——
Oh, this counts as my point in the scavenger hunt, right? 喂，呢個算係我尋寶遊戲嘅分數㗎可？
- Claudia. - Three! - Claudia - 三！
[birds squawking, Claudia yelling indistinctly] [雀仔叫聲，Claudia模糊叫喊]
Oh, ah. God, they got me. 哎呀，天啊，佢哋咬到我
- Where? - Ah, right there. - 邊度？ - 哎呀，就喺呢度
- I don't see anything. - Are you sure? - 我乜都睇唔到 - 你肯定？
- Yeah, there's not a scratch. You're okay. - 係，冇傷痕。你冇事
- Oh, god, no. - 天啊，唔係
This is karma for playing too much angry birds. 呢個係玩太多《憤怒鳥》嘅報應
God, I can feel it. Ow. 天啊，我感覺到。痛
- We were supposed to go to the flower show. - 我哋本來要去花展
But no! 但係唔得！
"I can't, dear. I've gotta spend 「我唔得閒，親愛嘅。我要同班friend
Eight hours getting drunk with my buddies!" 飲足八個鐘！」
- Janet, please! - Put that club down! - Janet，求吓你！ - 放低支球桿！
- No. - Artie, be careful. - 唔好 - Artie，小心
With that aura she could kill somebody. 佢嗰種氣場可以殺死人
- Oh, I can handle her-- whoa! - 我搞得掂佢——嘩！
Oh, look, there's hank. 喂，睇吓，Hank喺度
- Where? - 邊度？
[buzz] - Oh! [嗡嗡聲] - 哎呀！
- All right, get the neutralizer from my bag. - 好，喺我袋拎個中和器出嚟
[buzz, crackle] [嗡嗡聲，噼啪聲]
Get the neutralizer now! 即刻拎個中和器！
- Artie, just toss me the club. - Artie，掉支球桿俾我
- What? Just hand it over? - 咩？就咁交俾你？
Sure, that's what everybody wants. 好啊，個個都係咁諗
I do all the work! 所有嘢都係我做晒！
And nobody knows. 但冇人知道
I'm the one who risked everything, 我係嗰個冒晒一切風險
Who was asked to sacrifice 被要求犧牲
[buzz, crackle] Everything that he loves! [嗡嗡聲，噼啪聲] 佢所愛嘅一切！
And I can't even tell anyone 我甚至唔可以同任何人講
That I saved them. 我救咗佢哋
Unh-ow. 哎呀
Oh, thanks. 唔該晒
Eh, some bad juju on that club. 支球桿有啲邪氣
- Artie, what was that about? - Artie，頭先係咩事？
- What was what about? - What you just said. - 咩事？ - 你頭先講嗰啲嘢
- Said about what? I don't, wh--I don't know. - 講咗咩？我唔——我唔知
- Artie, your anger was stemming from something very-- - Artie，你嘅憤怒係源於某啲好——
- Nothing. What? I'm always angry. - 冇嘢。咩？我成日都嬲㗎
That's my raison d'etre. Ask anybody. 呢個就係我生存嘅理由。你問邊個都係
Grumble, grumble. Let's go! 咕嚕咕嚕。走啦！
[beeping] [嗶嗶聲]
[knock at door] [敲門聲]
- Mrs. Ashton. - Did you find jesse? - Ashton太太 - 你哋搵到Jesse未？
- No. - 未
We, um--we tracked jesse's medical records, 我哋追查咗Jesse嘅醫療記錄
Thinking he had some sort of blood test, 以為佢做過驗血
But we found out that he's been making 但發現佢一直捐血俾一個叫……Ronald Ashton嘅人
Donations to a, um... Ronald ashton. - 俾Ronnie，佢細佬
- For ronnie. His little brother. - 咁嗰個就係Ronnie？
- And--and that would be ronnie? - 係。我早就知
- Yes. I knew it. 我哋一直收到匿名捐贈
We'd been getting donations anonymously. 佢哋有罕見血型
They have a rare blood type. 心底裡我知係佢
Deep down, I knew it. 你睇，Jesse唔係壞人
You see, jesse's not a bad person. 佢一直好鍚佢細佬
He's always loved his little brother. - Ashton太太，Ronnie發生咩事？
- Mrs. Ashton, what-- what happened to ronnie? - 心臟感染
- Heart infection. 心肌炎
Myocarditis. 呢幾日佢情況急轉直下
He's taken a bad turn these past few days. - 嗯
- Uh-huh. 所以Jesse先打劫銀行？
Is that why jesse's robbing banks? - 佢做咩？
- He's what? 天啊
Oh, my god. - Jesse明顯想幫手，但係
- Jesse's obviously trying to help, but, um. 有人受傷
People are getting hurt. - 我哋已經俾啲賬單壓到透唔到氣，但——
- Oh, we've been drowning in bills, but-- Jesse，你做緊咩？
Oh, jesse, what are you doing? - 傳呼Gellar醫生
- Paging dr. Gellar. Gellar醫生，請到手術室報到
Dr. Gellar, please report to the o.R. [撞擊聲] - 你係邊個？
[thud] - Who are you? 你喺我辦公室做咩？
What are you doing in my office? - 我細佬，Ronnie Ashton
- My brother, ronnie ashton. 醫生話佢要做手術
The doctors said that he needed surgery. 我哋而家俾得起錢，好冇？
I mean, we can pay for it now, okay? - 錢唔係唯一問題—— - 廢話！
- Money isn't the only issue-- - That is bull! 你同啲保險佬
You and the insurance guys 同間死銀行由Ronnie病咗開始
And that stupid bank have been bleeding my mom dry 就一直榨乾我阿媽
Since ronnie got sick. - 你聽吓，以佢嘅情況
- Look, with his condition, 我哋要搵到合適嘅捐贈者
We need to find a suitable donor. 就算係咁，仲有好多其他因素——
Even then, there are--there are dozens of other factors-- - 我唔理其他因素
- I-I don't care about other factors. 我可以俾晒你哋要嘅錢
I can get you all the money you need. 只要醫好我細佬
Just fix my brother. - 冇咁簡單
- It's more complicated than that. - 咁或者我要幫你簡化吓
- Then maybe I need to simplify it for you. - [嗚咽聲]
- [whimpers] - Ashton太太，我哋要搵到Jesse
- Mrs. Ashton, we need to find jesse. 你有冇頭緒——
Do you have any idea-- - 佢喺度，Mykes
- He's here, mykes. - 咩？ - Jesse
- What? - Jesse. 佢喺醫院
He's in the hospital. [雷聲]
[thunder claps] - Pete，屋頂
- Pete, the roof. 屋頂上面有風暴形成
There's a storm forming over the roof. - 嗚！
- Whoo! 嗚！
Whoo! 你而家睇到我嘅本事未？
Now do you see what I can do? [電擊聲]
[zap] - 啊！
- Ah! 你都識放電？呢個係我哋嘅招牌！
You shoot lightning too? That's our thing! - 你哋兩個點解唔放過我？
- Why won't you two leave me alone? - Jesse，聽我講。我哋知你點解咁做
- Jesse, listen to me. We know why you're doing this. 好冇，我哋知你細佬嘅事！
Okay, we know about your brother! - 咁就叫佢哋做手術！
- Then make them do it! 我俾得起錢
I can pay for it. Ronnie唔可以死
Ronnie cannot die. - 係，但其他人會死
- Yeah, but other people will 如果你唔俾支管我哋！
If you don't give us that pipe! - 唔得。唔得！
- No. No! 終於輪到我話事
I'm in control now, for once. 其他人關我咩事。你同佢哋講
Screw other people. You tell them 一個鐘內開始醫Ronnie
That they got one hour to start fixing ronnie, 唔係我就將間醫院變成一堆碎石
Or I turn this hospital into a pile of rocks. - 唔好！
- No! - 啊！ - 呃！
- Aah! - Uhh! [風聲呼嘯]
[wind howling] [雷聲轟鳴]
[thunder rumbling] - 你聽吓，你要帶所有人去地下室，好冇？
- Look, you need to get everyone into the basement, all right? - 我冇可能成間醫院嘅病人
- I can't fit an entire hospital full of patients 塞晒入地下室。你阻止唔到佢咩？
Into the basement. Can't you stop him? - 我唔係好贊成「滿足恐怖分子要求」
- Look, I'm not a big fan of "give the terrorist 但係直接幫佢細佬做手術
What he wants," but wouldn't it be easier 會唔會簡單啲？
To just give his brother the surgery? - 我試過同佢講
- I tried to tell him. Ronnie嘅心肌炎太嚴重
Ronnie's myocarditis is too advanced. 佢需要心臟移植
He needs a heart transplant. - 好，咁就換個新心俾個細路
- All right, so just pop a new ticker into the kid. 呢啲手術成日做 - Pete，搵到相容嘅
They do it every day. - Pete, finding a compatible 捐贈心臟好難，要求好高
Donor heart is very difficult and specific. - 我知，我——
- No, I know, I-- - 我哋上星期以為有一個
- We thought we had one last week, 但個器官唔用得
But the organ wasn't viable. 我哋仲喺度搵緊
We're still looking,
But the odds of finding a compatible heart 但係要喺Ronnie得返嘅時間入面
In the time that ronnie has now are-- 搵到個啱嘅心臟嘅機會就——
[thunder rumbling] - Oh! [雷聲轟隆] - 噢！
- Are not good. I get it. - 唔係咁好。我明嘅。
- I'll talk to security about evacuation. - 我會同保安講疏散嘅事。
- Hey. - Hey. - 喂。 - 喂。
- Hey. - 喂。
There is a storm on the roof. What did we miss? 天台上面有風暴。我哋錯過咗咩？
- Yeah, well, jesse's up there, and if the hospital doesn't - 係囉，Jesse喺上面，如果醫院唔喺下一個鐘
Give his brother a heart transplant in the next hour, 俾佢細佬做心臟移植，
He's gonna level the place. 佢就會拆咗呢度。
- So we missed a lot. - 咁我哋錯過咗好多嘢。
- We have to get up there and stop him. - 我哋要上去阻止佢。
- The trouble is, we just tried that, - 問題係，我哋啱啱試過，
And he just blew us off. 佢就咁吹走咗我哋。
Eh, I don't mean he was being rude. 呃，我唔係話佢冇禮貌。
I mean he literally blew us off the roof. 我係話佢真係用風吹走咗我哋。
- There's gotta be some way to get the drop on him. - 實有辦法偷襲佢嘅。
- Actually, it's a little not by the manual, - 其實呢，有啲唔跟規矩，
And Artie would be pissed, but--we may have a solution. Artie會好嬲，但係——我哋可能有個解決方法。
- Jesse! - Jesse！
Look, I'm unarmed. 睇，我冇帶武器。
Okay, I-I don't want to hurt you, I just-- 好，我——我唔想傷害你，我只係——
I just want to talk. 我只係想傾吓偈。
- Have they started surgery yet? - 佢哋開始做手術未？
- They will. - 佢哋會嘅。
Okay, they're looking as hard as they can for--for a-- 好，佢哋盡緊力去搵——搵個——
[zap] Ah! [啪] 啊！
- That's close enough. - 夠近喇。
- Jesse, they need more time. - Jesse，佢哋需要多啲時間。
- No! - 唔得！
You've seen him! He's out of time. 你見過佢㗎！佢冇時間喇。
- Look, what about everyone else? - 喂，其他人呢？
Okay, what about the other patients downstairs? 好，樓下其他病人呢？
- I don't care. - 我唔理。
He's my little brother. 佢係我細佬。
I don't understand-- I got the money. 我唔明——我已經有錢。
Why won't they help him? 點解佢哋唔幫佢？
- Now you see me... - 你而家見到我...
Now, you don't. 而家，你見唔到。
- Listen, ronnie's a good kid, okay? - 聽講，Ronnie係個好細路，好冇？
He never did anything wrong. He's--he's smart, 佢從來冇做錯過嘢。佢——佢好聰明，
He's funny, he's got a future, okay? 佢好搞笑，佢有前途，好冇？
And I'm not gonna let 我唔會俾
Some crappy, greedy hospital take that from him. 間衰格貪心嘅醫院搶走佢呢啲。
- Who's there? - 邊個喺度？
- You can see me, can't you? - 你見到㗎，係咪？
[grunts] - Get away from me. [哼聲] - 行開我。
- Pete! - [grunting] - Pete！ - [哼聲]
I'm getting the feeling we're near the edge here, right? 我感覺我哋就嚟到邊緣位，係咪？
- It's over, jesse. - 完喇，Jesse。
Don't make me shoot you. 唔好逼我開槍射你。
- Why won't they help him? - 點解佢哋唔幫佢？
- They don't have a compatible heart. - 佢哋冇啱嘅心臟。
The donor needs to be a perfect match. 捐贈者要完全匹配先得。
- We're sorry, man. - 我哋好遺憾，老友。
Okay, just-- 好，只係——
There's nothing anyone can do. 冇人可以做到啲咩。
- Okay. I understand. - 好。我明。
Tell ronnie-- 同Ronnie講——
I'm sorry. 對唔住。
I wish I was a better brother. 我希望我做個好啲嘅大佬。
I wasn't ever there for him. 我從來冇陪過佢。
Now I can be. 而家我可以喇。
- Jesse, no! Jesse, wait! - Jesse，唔好！Jesse，等陣！
- What is it? Mykes! - 做咩事？Mykes！
Mykes, mykes, what happened? Mykes，Mykes，發生咩事？
- Pete. Pete. - Myka! - Pete。Pete。 - Myka！
- He's--he's dead. - 佢——佢死咗。
- Is it over? - 完咗未？
- Yeah. - 係。
Mrs. Garner-- Garner太太——
Jesse's a compatible donor, right? Jesse係啱嘅捐贈者，係咪？
I mean, he's a match for his brother ronnie? 我意思係，佢同佢細佬Ronnie匹配？
- Get a gurney. - 推張擔架床嚟。
And page dr. Gellar. 同埋傳呼Gellar醫生。
I'll notify the o.R. 我會通知手術室
To get ready for an organ transplant. 準備做器官移植。
- We couldn't save him, Pete. - 我哋救唔到佢，Pete。
- He got what he wanted, mykes. - 佢得到佢想要嘅嘢，Mykes。
He saved his brother after all. 佢始終都救咗佢細佬。
- Ow, ow, ow, ow. Ow! - 哎，哎，哎，哎。哎！
- You're such a wimp. - 你咁鬼冇用㗎。
- Well, you know, it hurts. - 喂，你知㗎，好痛㗎。
Ooh. [laughs] 噢。[笑]
Naughty. 曳曳。
Hey, uh, that nurse was hot, right? 喂，呃，嗰個護士好索，係咪？
- Still having vision issues? - A little blurry. - 仲有視力問題？ - 有啲矇。
- She was totally your type. I'll give her your number. - 佢完全係你杯茶。我會俾你電話佢。
- Shwing. - 正呀。
- So, how's ronnie? - 咁，Ronnie點樣？
- Well, he's still in surgery, but the heart's a perfect match, - 佢仲喺手術中，但係個心臟完全匹配，
So they think it'll work. 所以佢哋覺得會成功。
- I just can't stop thinking about what--what jesse did. - 我諗極都諗唔停——Jesse做嘅嘢。
You know, giving his brother a second chance like that. 你知啦，咁樣俾佢細佬第二次機會。
- Yeah, the things we do for family, huh? - 係囉，為咗家人做嘅嘢，係咪？
- Yeah. Well, now we can finally dot the "I"s on the end - 係。咁，我哋終於可以搞掂
Of walter sykes. Walter Sykes嘅最後手尾。
- Thank god. Oh, and hey-- - 謝天謝地。噢，同埋喂——
Let's never mention dr. Evil's name again, shall we? 我哋以後都唔好提Dr. Evil個名，好唔好？
- [sighs] - Deal! - [嘆氣] - 成交！
- Where's Artie and Leena? - Artie同Leena喺邊？
- Already on their way back to the Warehouse with the booty. - 已經帶住戰利品返緊倉庫。
- Well, who's hungry? - You are. - 咁，邊個肚餓？ - 你囉。
- At all times. - 成日都係。
- Oh, there's this great diner in town. - 噢，鎮上有間好正嘅餐廳。
We snagged maurice vermersch's waffle iron there earlier today. 我哋今日頭先喺度搶咗Maurice Vermersch嘅窩夫機。
Makes the greatest waffles in the world. 整出嚟嘅窩夫係全世界最好食嘅。
- Ooh, what's the downside? - 噢，有咩壞處？
- You can't have just one. - 你唔可以只食一塊。
No, actually it makes your skin melt. 唔係，其實會令你皮膚融化。
- Ooh, well, Pete love waffles. - 噢，咁Pete鍾意食窩夫。
- Oh, Myka. Can you tell me something? - 噢，Myka。你可唔可以話俾我聽？
Do I have a scratch on my neck? - Where? 我條頸有冇損傷？ - 邊度？
- Right there. - 嗰度。
- I don't see anything. You're fine. - 我乜都睇唔到。你冇事。
- Yeah, really? That is so weird. - 係，真係？咁奇怪嘅。
Ow! 哎！
God, what now? 天啊，而家又做咩？
[whimpers, growls] [嗚咽聲，低吼聲]
[distant thud] [遠處嘅撞擊聲]
[footsteps] [腳步聲]
- Okay. - 好。
I put the clubs next to buddy rich's drums. 我將啲球棍放喺Buddy Rich嘅鼓隔籬。
The two energies should cancel each other out. 兩種能量應該會互相抵消。
- As long as Pete can't find them - 只要Pete下次決定喺
The next time he decides to build a putt-putt course 橢圓形隔離區起迷你高爾夫球場
In the ovoid quarantine. 嘅時候搵唔到佢哋就得。
- Uh, Artie, about what you said - 呃，Artie，關於你俾球棍影響
When you were under the influence of the club-- 嗰陣講嘅嘢——
- Oh, yeah, I told you, it was nothing. - 噢，係，我話過你知，冇嘢㗎。
It was just the idle rantings of a crazy old Warehouse agent. 只係個癲咗嘅老倉庫特工嘅廢話。
- I've known you a long time, arthur Nielsen. - 我識咗你好耐，Arthur Nielsen。
And ever since sykes's attack, I've been seeing-- 自從Sykes襲擊之後，我一直見到——
Something different. 有啲唔同嘅嘢。
And you don't have to tell me, 你唔使同我講，
Okay, but whatever burden you're carrying, please... 好，但係無論你背負緊咩重擔，求吓你...
Don't carry it alone. 唔好一個人孭。
- Hello. Yes, it's arthur. - 喂。係，我係Arthur。
Yes, I'm at the Warehouse. Where else would I be? 係，我喺倉庫。唔喺度仲可以喺邊？
Uh, listen. 呃，聽住。
There's something that I need...Done, 有啲嘢我需要...做，
And for various reasons I can't tell Pete or Myka. 因為各種原因我唔可以同Pete或者Myka講。
Or anybody. Not yet. 或者任何人。暫時唔得。
Something I need done completely off the books. 有啲嘢要完全秘密咁做。
[woof] [吠]
Not a word. [whines] 唔准出聲。 [嗚咽]
- Hmm? Um, no one. - 嗯？呃，冇人。
Uh, yes, good. All right, good, 呃，係，好。好，好，
I'll send you the information. 我會Send資料俾你。
Yeah. 係。
Well, it's, uh-- I want you to find... 嗯，係，呃——我想你搵...
A certain artifact 某件神器
Before it finds me. 喺佢搵到我之前。